So it's been like 3 years. I think enough time has passed for me to do an update. Well, actually, you may have noticed that it's been less then that if you were here for the brief shift to blogspot - what I affectionately refer to as my Blogspot Period. Excerpts of posts from this era have been known to fetch upwards of 63 thousand dollars, if you can find someone crazy with a lot of money. Chances are you can't though, so they're more likely to fetch downwards of zero dollars. But anyhow, I stopped using blogspot fairly quickly when a friend reminded me that the only thing that makes the Fuge the Fuge is the hideous layout I have constructed for it. I say "constructed for it" as though it were a process that took a lot of effort, but if you are looking at this page right now, you know this not to be the case. Nevertheless, I'm still really proud of The Fuge, as it is probably my greatest work, if not the greatest work of all mankind. Someday, when I'm dead, and my exploits have long since passed into legend (what? I've had exploits. You don't know!), someone will stumble upon this website and hurt their knee. Sorry about that.
Yeah, if you haven't noticed yet, I have no clue what I'm talking about, really. I don't actually have anything to say, it's just that Gau updating Leamonde to the new version has put me in the mood to do something about this ridiculously out of date website. It should be noted that due to laziness, I have given up on archiving old posts on a seperate page. I will now just let them accumulate on the front page, until they utterly destroy the nonsensical layout I have set up here. I think I have everything in a table, for some reason, and I expect the poll on the right-hand side (which will also not be updated) to quickly become a twisted mockery of its former self. Unless I never update again, which is also extremely likely.
Finally, I would like to disown just about everything I said in my last post. The Daredevil movie was the worst comic book film of all time, Xenosaga Episode I kind of wound up sucking (as did 2 and some of 3), and Star Ocean 3 turned out to be a gigantic pile of the crappiest crap that has ever been crapped. Though Mr. Rogers, to my knowledge, is still really dead.
So yeah, if I can think of more things to say, I will update. If not, I probably won't. Just a heads up.
Last Update: 03-05-03
So they didn't do Daredevil right. Which
isn't to say they did it completely wrong, mind you, but they definitely didn't do it right.
Near as I can tell, they tried to meld parts of Frank Miller's timeless run on Daredevil with
bits of Kevin Smith's, which sounds great in theory, but doesn't quite work out in film,
apparently. Cool things to note, though, were all the cameos. Watch for mentions of, or
appearances by: Stan Lee, Frank Miller, Brian Michael Bendis, David Mack, John Romita, Kevin
Smith, and a few more I'm probably forgetting.
People keep finding my site through Google,
looking for something along the lines of Halle Berry Porn. Apparently, because I
mentioned Halle Berry in one update, I'm now at, like, the top of Google's results
list. Well, I'm not one to complain about getting too much traffic, so here's a few more
keywords for Google to pick up on: Halle Berry has sex with... Halle Berry. Lesbian Halle
Berry gives head to... some guy. In... a place.
Heh heh. Now I just have to sit idly by and wait for the perverts to start comin'
'round.
*cough*
Xenosaga is the most fun I have ever had
with my PS2. You put the DVD in the system, boot it up, and bang!, instant fun. No
extra ingredients necessary, not even water.
It might also interest you to know that KOS-MOS 0wnz j00. It's true. It happened
late last night, when you were looking the other way. She just sort of... 0wned j00. Don't
feel bad, though, there wasn't much you could do. She's too fast, and she loves kicking ass,
and let's face it, your ass is a pretty fucking big target. I mean, geez, say it with me
buddy: excercise. You don't wanna get 0wnz0rd by scantily-clad android women, make
that a part of your vocabulary.
My controller broke. So now I have a new controller.
More comics in the Independent! Theseones look a lot nicer, but I make no promises
as to their value in terms of, you know... humour. Of course, I would like to say that
everything I've ever written has been the most hilarious bit of literary achievment in
all of time, but I can't, because I broke my jaw, and it really hurts to talk.
Force Monkeys,
however, really is the most hilarious comic of all time, right up there with Penny Arcade. Read this and then
tell me you aren't completely convinced. And then tell me where you live, so I can continue
to put an end to any opinion made in opposition to my own.
Seeing bits of Star Ocean 3
makes me forget about FFX-2, and puts me in a happy place, sort of like heaven, only
imaginary, and with more Star Ocean 3.
I have a site, and from time to time, there exists news which pertains to it:
New webcomic. I promised I would be taking the strip in
new, crrrraaaaaaazzzzzyyyyy directions, and I think you'll be pleased to find I have
delivered. Or it's possible you won't. I don't really know, I can't read minds, what the
hell do you want from me? Asshole.
New pizzoll in the hizzouse. Don't forgizzet to vizzote. In the pizzoll.
Front page quote is from an issue of Daredevil in Kevin Smith's "Guardian Devil" run.
For those who don't get the "blasphemer" comment, keep in mind that Mephisto is actually the
devil, and Daredevil's name is... Daredevil. And Mephisto doesn't much like him.
So sadly, that is all. Oh, wait, one last thing: Mr. Rogers is dead.
I used to watch Mr. Rogers quite a bit when I was a kid, so... let's have a moment
of silence for him. Well, okay, you don't have to, but I will.
